With increased terror attacks occurring around the world at the hands of lslamic jihadists, it’s becoming more and more apparent that the vetting processes that these countries are utilizing to screen peopleÂ floodingÂ in areÂ simply not working. In Germany alone, it was recently reported by Crave News that there was an astoundingÂ 369 lSlSÂ terrorists hiding out in the refugee camps, posing as war-ravaged individuals.
With President Obama pledging to take in tens of thousands of these “widows and 3-year old orphans,”Â the lslamic State has made it crystal clear that they will use this policy as a way to further their agenda.Â One lSlS smuggler recently revealed the terror group’s plans of world domination through an lslamic caliphate, and bragged howÂ theyÂ will use the refugee crisis to their advantage by hiding out in refugee camps.
â€œJust wait,â€ the smuggler in his mid-30’s bragged. â€œItâ€™s our dream that there should be a caliphate not only in Syria, but in all the world and we will have it soon, God willing.Â â€œThey are going like refugees,â€ he explained to WND. â€œOthers just go to Europe to be ready.â€
Well there’s a really quick way to put an end to that crap, and after pondering the refugee crisis late one night,Â I was suddenly struck withÂ brilliance.Â Since it’s widely known that lSlS terrorists are very strict when it comes to following the doctrine that the Quran and Hadith have set forth, what better way to screen these individuals, than a special little test? See why “The Prissy Sandwich” might just be the best way to solve this crisis after all, whichÂ could potentially save our government billions of dollars in resources.
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