Gays Everywhere CELEBRATE When They Witness “Gay Lions” Humping In Wild: There’s Just 1 HUGE Problem

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When photographerNicole Cambr captured a picture of two full-grown male lions cuddling each other and then going at it doggie-style to the backdrop of a beautiful African sunset, the internet exploded with gays celebrating that “proof” of homosexuality existing naturally in nature had finally been captured. “Gay Pride!” the Daily Mail quipped, as thelion pair quickly started becomingthe symbol of the naturalnessof homosexuality.

Being gay isnt wrong. Even lions are, wrote a Twitter user named “Papi.”

The picture soon came under scrutiny from those in the scientific community however, and it didn’t take long for the National Geographic channel to chime in, saying the lion was simply a female with a mane.

Gays the world over had their “natural homosexuality” theory ripped to pieces even further, when world renowned lion expert Craig Packer solved the gay lion mystery.

Its a bromance, not Brokeback Mountain,’Craig Packer, who teaches at the University of Minnesotasaid.

Heres what he means by bromance: Unlike in The Lion King-influenced popular imagination, one male lion doesnt command a group of lions. Two to four males usually form what is known as a coalition, Packer said, and they work together to take over a pride, which refers only to female lions. Those males depend on each other to fend offother coalitions, which is crucial to being ableto reproduce with females, Packer said.

Sorry gay people. No matter how much you wish for it to be true, or what you’d like to believe, homosexuality simply does not exist naturally in nature. So the next time you see two animals humping each other,try nottoo excited with your fantastical, homoerotic conclusions. Similarly to Spock and Captain Kirk holding hands, it means nothing.

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