Hey valor-stealing asswipes…here’s a tip for you: If you’re going to attempt to fool the world that you’re actually in the military, at least look the part. Like maybe pick up a copy of an AR670-1 and familiarize yourself on the proper wear and appearance of a military uniform. Otherwise, you’ll end up being famous…like the twatwaffle in the following video.
The video starts out with the fat-ass purple-haired bitch swaggering her way into Walmart all tough and shit, until she suddenly realizes she’s being followed….by none other than an actual Soldier. It isn’t until the purple-haired freak turns around that you then realize everything else that’s fucked up about her. Not only is she a complete fatass with gauged ears, but her ACU jacket is completely unzipped, no headgear…. and just WHAT THE FUCK is that red patch where the rank should be???
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Let’s make her famous!!!