Bono the Bonehead: Here’s his “BRILLIANT” Plan to Defeat Terrorists: Try not to Die Laughing!


No Words. All of my U2 Albums are on the BBQ and will be roasted. Tonight.

Did you know that Irishman and U2 front-man, Bono, just sat in front of the United States Senate and told them, and by default us, that we just need to laugh-it-off. IT being I-S-I-S. Yeah. We just need to laugh off the I-S-I-S antics. He referenced WWIII and the rising Third Reich when stating;

Its like, you speak violence, you speak their language. But you laugh at them when they are goose-stepping down the street and it takes away their power.

So, I am suggesting that the Senate send in Amy Schumer and Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen, thank you.

Seriously. He did that.

For context purposes he was sitting there to rally the troops, the George Washingtons and Benjamin Franklins (aka your cash and mine), for humanitarian aid in light of the refugee/refauxgee crisis gripping the globe, particularly the EU.

Sorry, Bono, there is absolutely nothing funny about ISIS, al-Shabaab, al-Qaeda, the Nusra Front, and any other radical Jihadistsgroup you can come up with. There is absolutely nothing to laugh at when it comes to these Middle East and African throwbacks who take pleasure in the following:

  • Killing and dismembering children, in front of their parents.
  • Later, cooking and feeding those children to their unwitting parents.
  • Using children as pin cushions for swords and knives, after they gouge out their eyes, cut off their noses, rip off their fingers, and testicles if the child is male.
  • Gang raping children.
  • Gang raping men and women.
  • Crucifying people.
  • Setting people on fire.
  • Tying their hands behind their back and then sawing their heads off, front to back, with a dull serrated knife.
  • Putting people in cages, crushing them with rock, or drowning them.
  • Drawing and quartering them by tying a limb to a vehicle and firing up all engines.

We could go on and on, because when you talking evil spawn of hell, there really are no limits to the depth of horror that can be reached.

So, no Mr. U2, Bono. Laughter is not the best medicine.

What works best is this short list:

  • Carpet bombing
  • Carpet bombing
  • Carpet bombing
  • Assorted missile strikes
  • Snipers
  • High Fives All Around
  • And, more carpet bombing

H/T [America’s Freedom Fighters]

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