As a veteran who spent 8 years serving my country, there’s nothing that pisses me off quite like valor-stealing assholes. In the following video, this hillbilly fatass bitch tries to pass herself off not only as a veteran, but goes on to concoct an elaborate ridiculous tale of being an “undercover Army private Special Forces helicopter pilot” who did “special missions flying Apaches.” [SCROLL TO BOTTOM FOR VIDEO]
When asked what unit she served in for 10 years, she comes up with the excuse that it is “classified” because of all the apparent top secret squirrel shit she was doing while hovering around in her Apache helicopter as a Special Forces Soldier.
“I can’t talk about it,” she says repeatedly when prodded about her unit from the Marine who is filming the video.
Watch the insanity ensue:
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My gawd. At least make your fucking story believable!! Regardless, this bitch needs to be exposed. Let’s make her internet famous!!!